August 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
1 tag
A personal thank you to hoverround scooters and...
Please believe this story because I don’t and I witnessed it…
i just saw a possibly 150 year old woman on a supermarket scooter clip a rotating book display that sent books flying in every direction, knock over a boars head mustard stand and crash into the cantaloupes causing them tumble all over her and the floor.
Thank you Florida retirees!!!!!!!
Tough SOB
Yesterday- my 80 year old german grandfather had his chest cracked, heart removed, and a malfunctioning aortic valve replaced.
Today- (in heavy german accent) “Tell zat bitch (nurse whoever) to bring my
jell-o”
Congrats OPA!!!
May 2010
4 posts
look at what we’ve done…that’s the Mississippi Delta up ahead
Deeper and deeper we drill for black gold. 29 million gallons of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico. 100 miles of Louisiana coastline. Underwater impacts that they don’t even understand. It hasn’t even slowed down. No blaming…just action. Calling all cars please.
Something like this is in desperate need of a prayer. I’ll offer many
December 2009
3 posts
Dis gon Be gooodddd
“A war for a great principle ennobles a nation.
Albert Pike
That’s...”
No Sense
So I just saw the Secretary of Transportation say that they were flush with cash on the Daily Show! Yo! New Yorkers The W The Z Late Night and Weekend Service cut and you know a fare hike is coming soon! no sense
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
10 posts
I'm Freaking Falling Apart!!
Body Checklist for today
Pulled muscle in back working out
Stomach issues
Sliced thumb on bottle of liquor at work
Major migraine after work
why does approaching 30 seem like impending doom??
HPPE OJHIU UVNCMS
Uh…I dont get this.
exceptforthisone:
minus 1
Afraid of Flying
Question? Am I alone in being afraid of turbulence? What do you do to relax yourself?
You are so right, Maury Povich
Maury, my friend. I turn to you at 10 to see what hilarity is ensuing on this day and what do I find? paraplegic cheaters caught on tape thank you
excuse me paraplegic adult film stars (commercial break)
Looking for dank ass singers and found that below instead
May 2009
24 posts
The World Has Answered
Now not that he is not a great singer, I take my hat off to adam lambert but come on WHAT A TOOL HE WAS!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats Kris
This show will be the talk of the...
Some new favorite things
Paula Abdul’s lovely orange glow
Glee: the newly hyped hip show that FOX is making us wait all summer for
Kris Allen (american idol for all you readers)
That’s it…been a slow day
“To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a...”
– George Santayana (1863 - 1952)
I crack myself up
I want to open a birthing center. Reason: Advertising. my billboard would read:
JONES BIRTHING CENTER
WE DELIVER
... In Bed.
I believe mine suits me perfectly…right group??
Jeff
exceptforthisone:
Chris, Jeff, and I got Chinese Food. These are our fortunes… We played the “In Bed” game… some quite telling.
Chris: A modest man never talks of himself (in bed)
Jeff: You are the center of every group’s attention (in bed)
Me: Don’t let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently (in bed)
I was in traffic for FOUR days!!!
Dear USA
No offense meant…but Connecticut sucks!!! There’s only one thing good about this pain in the @$$ state that is jammed between all the good northeastern cities: The Merritt Parkway aka Wilbur Cross Parkway aka Route 15 aka the only way around the fuckhole that is Interstate 95. Would you still want a state in your union if the only good thing about it was one road… but...
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
– Oscar Wilde
Awesome Today
Slept In
Ate Breakfast
Saw Star Trek
Awesome
Movies to see this summer
Xmen Origins: Wolverine Saw it. What a HUGE Ackman!!!
GI Joe trailer says it all
Up! HI-larious looking
Terminator: Salvation Sorry DPs I still love me some crazies
Transformers: Revenge of the fallen
Harry Potter and the Half-blood prince I’m gonna swim with JK Rowling in her vault of muggle money
I can already taste the popcorn
dear frozen margarita
dear frozen margarita,
Why do you taste so good? Why do you make the pain of the day go away? Your frosty flavor cools me to the core ever so. With every sip one can’t but think of sitting on a beach in cancun. Would now be a time to mention swine flu?? Huh… i think not margarita :) For you can handle that too. thank you frozen margarita